About all this talk about smart bombs, I have a few questions:

  • are the bombs smarter than the military officials who deploy them?
  • do the bombs discuss their detonation with the soldiers?
  • do smart bombs refuse to obey if civilians could be endangered?
  • does a smart bomb read a good book now and then during peacetime?
  • do smart bombs fear war or have nightmares?
  • what do smart bombs talk about?
  • are smart bombs allowed to refuse military service?
  • and why don't they just explode right there in the USA?