If anyone ever needs a little reassurance that the world is far more insane than anything our federal comedians can come up with: in the USA, Republicans want to hold their own version of the Cannes Film Festival in protest against Michael Moore's new film, and they're planning to do it in Dallas (for me, ever since the TV series of the same name, the epitome of shallow film torture). Because apparently Cannes is to blame for Michael Moore's film making it to cinemas.
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