Rent A Coder - Build me money making website please - let me quote:

I would like someone to build me a good website that will make me around $1000 a week or more. The website should be useful and not have any popups. I would like you to design the whole entire website. The content as well. Would like the website to have a lot of traffic as well.

Sorry, but if I could build a website that brings in $1000 per week - then I'd just sell it to some idiot like that. Makes sense. Sure. And pigs can fly.

(Found at Paul Tomblin)