bananenrepublik - 17.9.2004 - 4.2.2005

Outrage over Deutsche Bank

Outrage over Deutsche Bank - well, now they're all outraged again, the politicians. And in the next round they'll demand relief for business at the expense of workers, because the wonderful economy would invest all that money - as you can see so clearly with Deutsche Bank.

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It would be nice if politicians had even rudimentary learning ability and understood that they're simply being screwed by business right now. Large corporations have no interest in investing and stabilizing the economy when they can just squeeze society instead. You can see it in Ackermann's behavior in the Esser trial, you can see it in Deutsche Bank's conduct, you can see it in GM's extortion of Opel locations in Germany, in the fat salary increase of the global Daimler failure, and in Siemens' approach in the mobile phone division.

Corporations have no interest in their own market - they'll simply abandon it if necessary. Only short-term improvements to shareholder value matter - so the manager can reward himself with fat raises and nice severance packages because of his supposedly brilliant success. If the whole thing goes down the drain - doesn't matter. Quickly sell off the company to a foreign corporation and disappear. Even the dumbest manager always finds a job somewhere.

Entrepreneurial risk is now only borne by smaller medium-sized enterprises, where the boss still notices when his company goes down the drain. But they're just as naive as politicians and crawl up to the industry bigwigs instead of standing up for themselves.

The Almighty Fantasies of Interior Ministers

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junge welt from 01.02.2005 - The data collectors flip out - yeah, great idea. According to Beckstein, SchĂĽnemann and Schily, administrative offenses and anti-nuclear demonstrations should lead to genetic profiling. And onwards into the police state, so that we can nicely keep deviant opinions and the lumpenproletariat under control. Because then we'd all be so terribly safe.

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Who actually protects us effectively from crazy politicians?

DNA Analysis in the Bundestag

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DNA Analysis in the Bundestag [raben.horst] - and so we continue building the police state. Never mind that the Constitutional Court restricted the use of DNA samples to particularly serious crimes. Never mind that genetic fingerprinting - and still compulsory - offers far more possibilities than conventional fingerprints. As long as the hardliners get their surveillance and control obsession confirmed.

Constitutional Court Lifts Ban on Tuition Fees

Constitutional Court lifts ban on tuition fees. Welcome to a two-tier society when it comes to education. No, 500 euros per semester is not a socially acceptable fee. But that's the agenda anyway - those at the bottom are not supposed to have a chance to move up. It's all about elite universities and tuition fees creating an elite - the financial elite. And so after all these decades we've drawn a final line under equal educational opportunities - fittingly in the year when international studies confirm that we don't have much to boast about when it comes to equal opportunity in education anyway.

A nation of poets and thinkers? Not at all. A nation of sheep and fools seems more fitting...

The Government's Rip-off Aid for Electricity Producers

Large consumers are to be relieved of electricity costs at the expense of private households. And this is not some backbencher demanding this – rather these are demands from the government to a regulatory authority in the energy sector to be established. Great – another piece of evidence that all these wonderful regulations are only about allowing companies to cut themselves the largest possible pieces of the cake at consumers' expense. Politically sanctioned rip-off. An excellent example of Clement-style special democracy.

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As the Schockwellenreiter already correctly asks: is it any wonder when the members of parliament are paid by energy suppliers?

DNA debate: MĂĽntefering stands behind Schily

DNA debate: MĂĽntefering backs Schily and only incompetence personified (some call her the Federal Minister of Justice, yes, the very one who took away our right to private copying and wants to impose stupid software patents on us) stands against it. That's really alarming...

heise online - High fine for student organization due to hyperlinks

High fine for student organization over hyperlinks - so students get used to societal censorship early on. Besides, it's really annoying when these students indulge in the luxury of having a political opinion. And so one learns very early that you only have to accept elected representatives and their actions when it suits you.

But silencing the victims of educational institutions has a tradition - school expulsions for expressing one's own political opinion I still remember from my school days (not from my school - we were fortunate to have a principal with a brain who actually used it).

The fact that in this case the lawsuit also comes from a fellow student who doesn't like the political opinions expressed by the AStA - and that the reaction is a lawsuit instead of a discussion - fits the picture perfectly. After all, the formation of one's own political opinion and engagement with general political topics only distracts from being bred into a specialized idiot in the education factory...

Struck wants to spend billions on arms projects - but local public transport is supposed to have a billion shifted to long-distance transport because there's not enough money for both. What a bunch of nonsense.

heise online - EU Council to make another attempt at software patents

heise online - EU Council to make another attempt at software patents and continues to trample on the opinion of the population and parliaments. And our government in Berlin sits on its fat ass, greased by the economy, and does nothing. Never mind if such nonsense will cause problems for the software mid-market, never mind if it only benefits the big software giants, never mind if it's just brown-nosing America. Nobody really cares about the issue, after all it's just a bunch of software nerds making a fuss, who cares about them anyway.

And eventually even the dumbest minister will realize that software patents don't create jobs.

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Insurance companies want access to genetic test results

Insurers Want Access to Gene Test Results. Was predictable that something like this would come. After all, it's the best way for these rip-off companies to get out of the few remaining situations where they might actually have to pay. And that's exactly what insurance is about: selling people something they're not actually willing to provide in an emergency. It's easy too, politics forces citizens to do it if necessary.

But there are no risks whatsoever in genetic engineering and building gene sample collections, and we're all just way too paranoid not to believe these liars and fraudsters. Yeah. Right. And pigs can fly.

DNA Analysis: Bavaria Launches Federal Council Initiative

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DNA Analyses: Bavaria launches federal council initiative - who else if not Bavaria? Current incidents are seen as a welcome opportunity to quickly push through some changes. Never mind that these changes enable far more than fingerprints allow - and that there are many more possibilities for abuse (e.g. genetic analysis for assessing suitability).

The ruling of the Federal Constitutional Court that explicitly restricted DNA analyses to particularly serious crimes is being ignored as well. Who cares about the Federal Constitutional Court when populism works so well for stirring up sentiment...

VW payments: Federal parliamentarian resigns

Why are politicians basically so stupid to believe their lies won't come out? Or why do they try every time with things like side income, some Miles-and-More deals or whatever else is cooking in terms of petty corruption to get out of it with really banal lies?

Secret VW guideline for payments to politicians?

It's certainly reassuring to see how parties take care of their politicians. No, that's definitely not corruption, you can't even imagine such a thing, that politicians are corrupt and that corporations expect benefits from blowing money up politicians' asses.

Gas prices likely to rise further

Yeah, the lying barons of energy companies continue to rip off the market. And this will keep going on as long as these absurd monopolies and coupled prices aren't broken up by the antitrust authority. It's simply absurd and ridiculous how politicians on one hand constantly talk about privatizing institutions and deregulating markets to drive down prices through competition, and on the other hand sit right in the energy sector—one of the central nerves of our industry—with fat bosses who keep busily squeezing the market. But when you look at how many politicians still have money blown up their asses by energy companies, it's also clear what the reason is—plain and simple corruption.

At tagesschau.de - Die Nachrichten der ARD you can find the original article.

Who owns the Bundestag?

Well, everything's bought and corrupted. We're living in a banana republic.

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At Der Schockwellenreiter you can find the original article.

Data Protection Officer: Security Gaps in Tax Software

I think it's absolutely ridiculous that the tax authorities want to force this stuff on people before it's even available on all the important platforms. But the fact that you can actually file a tax return or submit a sales tax advance notification using only a tax number and address (which according to impressum requirements must be stated in that document anyway for businesses!) without any kind of verification whatsoever — that really takes the cake.

Brainless, thy name is tax authority ...

At tagesschau.de - Die Nachrichten der ARD you can find the original article.

German Music: Red-Green Advocates for Radio Quota - Culture - SPIEGEL ONLINE

Red-Green is trying to overtake the Union on the right. What a bunch of nonsense. These federal idiots have time for such crap.

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Hier gibts den Originalartikel.

Red-Green Gets Serious About Access to Files

I don't believe even this watered-down form has a chance of really being implemented - too many refuse and stand against citizens' access to files. Which in my opinion is an absolute scandal in itself - we're supposed to cough up money for projects, but we should absolutely not see what is being done with it. Already absurd.

At heise online news there's the original article.

Al Qaeda, Ku-Klux-Klan - and PDS

Not much comes to mind about that anymore

Here's the original article.

Bundeswehr: Struck reports new abuse cases

Just isolated cases. We have no systemic problem. Move along. There's nothing to see here.

At tagesschau.de - Die Nachrichten der ARD you can find the original article.

Torture threat: Prosecutor demands fine for Daschner

And Pandora's box is open.

At tagesschau.de - Die Nachrichten der ARD I found the original article.

Mediation Committee: Stiegler threatens to go it alone

Hello Mr. Stiegler? Yes, the Union is annoying with their fussing about seat distribution. Yes, the Karlsruhe ruling is frustrating for you. But please think about this: these are our highest constitutional judges. When they hand down a ruling, one shouldn't respond by essentially giving the court the finger with everything one says. No, because a ruling from the Federal Constitutional Court doesn't suit you is not sufficient reason to simply change the Bundestag's rules of procedure just like that. The whole thing sounds pretty absurd. So into the appropriate category ...

At tagesschau.de - The news from ARD you can find the original article.

VW probably won't pay trade tax again

Yeah, faces of the crisis. Of course you can't burden a corporation like Volkswagen with something as trivial as trade tax. Where would that leave us. Unimaginable.

Strategy of the day: rake in billions in profits abroad, take losses only in Germany, pay no taxes, and still complain about the Germany location.

Hey, there must be a reform for that. After all, the millions missing in tax revenues in Wolfsburg have to be squeezed out of the citizens somehow.

At tagesschau.de - Die Nachrichten der ARD you can find the original article.

Hartz IV and its Consequences

Of course, when asked about this exact topic beforehand, the government claimed that such consequences would certainly not occur and that all the speculation from unions and social organizations was pure scaremongering. Does anyone still bother counting how many times we've been screwed over and lied to?

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At Der Schockwellenreiter you can find the original article.

Audit Office: Sharp Criticism of Eichel's Policy

What I always find amusing about this: the Federal Audit Office points out obvious waste and clearly recognizable abuses. But has a government ever actually eliminated these as a result? Has a government ever drawn the logical conclusion and pulled out the Federal Audit Office's list when considering savings and put these points right at the top?

Nope. Instead, each new government term finds new ways to strip benefits from citizens and then still manages to sell it as a great innovation. And voters are dumb enough to let them get away with it.

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On tagesschau.de - The News of the ARD you can find the original article.

CDU politicians want to open party to the 'right'

Oh great, instead of eliminating the cause of the phenomenon and finally pursuing a policy that offers people a meaningful perspective for their lives, the whole thing is simply opened up to the right. Even more garbage, even more populism, and even more lies. That's the politicians' answer to political disillusionment and protest votes. I never expected much intelligence from them, but that really takes the cake.

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At tagesschau.de - Die Nachrichten der ARD you can find the original article.

CSU apparently wants to significantly restrict dismissal protection

And once again, an attempt is being made to smash something that doesn't suit the economy. The CSU previously spoke loudly in favor of a more social regulation of health insurance contributions and made a big fuss about how they were the much more social Union - and now they're running to the right of the CDU. Of course, those evil unions and those oh-so-lazy and useless workers. You have to get rid of them all, then the economy will boom. What a load of rubbish.

At tagesschau.de - Die Nachrichten der ARD you can find the original article.

German Internet Prize Awarded

There are efforts to prohibit private copying, which in plain English means taking away a right. We probably can't prevent the prohibition of private copying, but we don't support this idea and are thereby constantly contributing to the fact that new business ideas cannot develop on the market. - how short the reach of these federal idiots really is.

Private copying was absolutely legal before the massive cuts of the current government. There is no effort to allow it - there are efforts to prohibit it. A previously existing right for citizens is being taken away. And the federal shredder even thinks such a chubby victory would be a success. With politicians this fucking stupid, it's no wonder that political disaffection sets in. Every reasonably intelligent citizen must feel ripped off by something like this.

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At heise online news there's the original article.

Audit Office Criticizes Toll Collect

While we're on the subject of shoddy work and corruption ...

At tagesschau.de - Die Nachrichten der ARD you can find the original article.

Study: Fraud costs healthcare sector billions

But the solutions for the problems of the healthcare system are still just about cuts to services and increased financial burden on patients for the federal bunglers. And only when there's absolutely no other way does the health minister admit that all her talk about coming contribution reductions was just hot air and wishful thinking...

Wouldn't it be time to really clean up this system? To curb the influence of the pharmaceutical industry? To subject doctors—even against their will—to stronger quality controls? To finally place health insurance funds under independent and centralized supervision?

If really double-digit billions are really being lost through fraud and negligence—then I want to see part of it recovered, because those are far more dignified cost-saving options than what the government has put on the table so far. Yes, the doctors, the industry and the funds will complain and grumble. So what?

But knowing our government, it'll probably just come down to some voluntary self-declaration by those involved—which of course nobody feels bound by anyway and won't stick to. Just like with the training placement regulations. All lies and shoddy work.

At tagesschau.de - The News of the ARD you can find the original article.

Debate over longer working hours continues

And so the next pig is driven through the village. Never mind that we don't hold the supposed top spot within Europe for low weekly working hours. Regardless of the fact that we're not the leaders in public holidays or vacation days. Even the Institute of the German Economy sees Germany only in 4th place - with very small gaps to places 5-10 for vacation days. And for working hours, the Hans-Böckler Foundation sees Germany only in the good middle field. The politicians arrange their world to suit them just as they need it for their purely populist and completely fact-free ideas. And when politicians repeat the nonsense often enough, eventually even the last person believes it - because someone only contradicted it somewhere and all the politicians say the same thing, so it must be true, right?

And so eventually Iraq has weapons of mass destruction, society is aging because suddenly all people will live to be 150, crime is rising out of control, nuclear power is harmless, and the SPD is a left-wing party.

At tagesschau.de - The News from ARD you can find the original article.

Obligation to monitor emails hits the provider industry hard

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Well, the chili pepper can't even get its own software working, but providers are supposed to deliver customer emails at their own expense. It's already absurd what's still going on. And the deadline is approaching.

Maybe providers should simply refuse and maintain this refusal in any corresponding lawsuits - if all the providers are sued away, perhaps politicians will eventually realize how stupid the whole thing was - because there's certainly no free surveillance of mail traffic from foreign providers for the state...

The original article is available at heise online news here.

Speechless

Yep.

The original article can be found at kulturnation.de.

Coming to terms with the past with the wrecking ball

Well, it seems money and corruption win again. Regardless of whether history is disregarded or existing law is trampled on. As long as some ministerial official gets their cut.

I found the original article at Der Schockwellenreiter.

Schröder and Eichel want to abolish Day of German Unity

It's too early for Carnival, so they probably mean the Moppelkotze seriously

At tagesschau.de - Die Nachrichten der ARD you can find the original article.

10,000 jobs are being cut

And so the extortion of workers and the lies about the location's weaknesses continue - squeezing out whatever can be squeezed and a bit more. Until it doesn't work anymore - and then it will be too late, because then it will crash. This madness should better come to an end before it shows results that we will all regret.

At WDR.de you can find the original article.

Court approves nuclear transports to North Rhine-Westphalia

Great. The most brainless of all variants won. The court has decided in its favor. Completely irrelevant that there has long been a decision that atomic waste should be stored temporarily near the producers. Completely irrelevant that it is absolutely absurd to haul garbage from Saxony to North Rhine-Westphalia. Completely irrelevant that for this transport, due to Saxon stinginess, trucks are to be used whose transport security costs many times more than transport by rail. The important thing is that ignorance and stupidity prevail and are even confirmed in court.

You can find the original article at WDR.de.

FDP - Ifo Chief Wants to Cut Social Welfare by 30 Percent

Alarming demand. This would force social welfare recipients not only through economic hardship (which they already face de facto), but literally through life-threatening need to do anything to survive - if necessary also taking on illegal employment, accepting whatever they can get. An absolutely inhumane attitude is then the consideration that introducing people into work would be easier with a reduction in social welfare by one-third, and the saying that business leaders have plenty of work in their heads that just wouldn't be profitable is the icing on the cake of audacity. What he ultimately demands is the extortion of socially disadvantaged population groups and the introduction of serfdom - because people in such employment relationships as he envisions them are no longer able to defend themselves against abuse and misconduct due to their situation - for them it's about bare survival.

And someone like that is consulted to assess the business climate.

Here's the original article.

GEZ fee for internet PCs is coming

The Fee Extortion Central is really getting more influence then. Somehow absurd - the whole thing could simply be solved by treating public broadcasting stations as part of state infrastructure services and simply financing them through tax revenues. But of course that contradicts the idea of capitalism - and so the rules become more and more absurd.

So we'll forever pay GEZ fees on silly devices, have increasingly arrogant GEZ employees on our backs if we think we want to defend ourselves against it, have the ridiculous discussion about this topic over and over again. Meanwhile, tanks and bombers are still being built from tax revenues - those are of course much more important parts of infrastructure than broadcasting.

At heise online news there's the original article.

Net activist convicted of fine for hyperlinks

And yet another mindless court ruling. Beautiful Germany, where people as devoid of understanding and knowledge as the DĂĽsseldorf RP can bend the law and even get confirmation for it in court.

At heise online news there's the original article.

Censorship in Germany

It's so beautifully simple, really. A cease-and-desist letter, horrendous costs, and you've already squeezed small private projects out of existence. And you pat yourself on the back for showing those left-wing punks or whoever happens to be in the line of fire. Maybe you even brag about it at your fraternity meeting. Or at the regulars' table. Because it's so great to throw your money around and assume the arrogance that the world belongs to you...

At Der Schockwellenreiter there's the original article.

Federal Office for Radiation Protection: Caution when handling mobile phones

Yes, and at the same time, the expansion of radio cells for mobile networks and UMTS is being pushed ahead. Very consistent, the whole thing. Because the power of the transmission cells is significantly higher - and for people living directly near these cells then also significantly higher than having 10 mobile phones glued to your head.

But then the interests of the economy have to be protected, which is why transmission cells are still allowed to be mounted directly on residential buildings.

Economic interests and boosting consumption is still far more important than actually protecting people from the negative effects of these interests.

At heise online news there is the original article.

CDU plans reduction of employee rights

Oh yes, what a brave new world. Work, die young and have no rights in between. That's what the CDU imagines its nirvana to be.

The fact that even today small companies can fire employees without any problem (and in practice employment protection is already suspended or very unreliably enforceable there), that even today lower-level jobs are paid less and that even today work hour extensions without wage compensation are commonplace—the Union conveniently ignores all this.

Populism rules.

At tagesschau.de - Die Nachrichten der ARD you can find the original article.

Schily: More Power for the Federal Government in the Fight Against Terror

Federal authorities would need to have the final say over state authorities, according to the minister. He said this was necessary to act appropriately in combating terrorism. - yeah right, the omnipotence fantasies of a federal interior minister. You can almost imagine Schily drooling at the corner of his mouth while formulating his demands. If you have nothing to show for success and lack competence, then you try it with pure power accumulation. Doesn't help anything, but at least you can then cover up the debacles better.

Wasn't there something about federalism in the Basic Law?

At tagesschau.de - Die Nachrichten der ARD you can find the original article.

Bavaria Abolishes Free Learning Materials

Another step towards denying or making education more difficult for those with little money. Because whoever has little money will think twice about whether to send their children to a gymnasium - paying 3 years more in book fees hurts.

Education is far too important to be prevented through cost-cutting measures. When you then look at what money is squandered on in Bavaria and how funds are lost through dubious dealings, something like this makes you even angrier.

But that was already clear from the discussion about elite universities: today elites are defined only by how much money the parents have.

At tagesschau.de - Die Nachrichten der ARD you can find the original article.

Disgusting ...

... when you listen to arrogant officials talking about how a man detained in Guantanamo lost his residence permit because he failed to report within 6 months after leaving the country - even though he was imprisoned there where he couldn't report. Because contact restrictions apply there. And nobody knows what he's accused of - sometimes it's not even told to the detainees. Even if he is released without being charged or convicted, he cannot return to Germany to his family - because the German authorities do not consider detention in Guantanamo to be sufficient reason to suspend the reporting deadline. Long live bureaucratic pedantry and red tape.

Hesse CDU financed itself temporarily with black money

It would be so nice if at least a few of the CDU bigwigs in Hesse would stumble over it and get locked up ...

(hey, you're allowed to dream!)

At tagesschau.de - Die Nachrichten der ARD I found the original article.

Elections in Brandenburg and Saxony

A damning indictment of the established parties that the right-wing scum could get so many votes. Certainly one cause should be the absurd equating of the right-wing scum with the PDS - under the title "protest parties". Disgusting.

Just as ridiculous is the silly elevation of the election campaign to federal issues by the Union and the FDP - if you don't have a regional program, you just make polemics your campaign. And you get the bill in the form of NPD and DVU in the state parliament. Because polemics and stupid braggadocio in election campaigns always benefit those whose campaigns can only be built on brown polemics anyway due to lack of concrete programs. From the top candidates, of course, you only heard criticism of the federal government and of course criticism of the PDS and voters regarding the rightward shift in parliament. One has to evaluate one's own defeats first, and then everything is quickly turned around so that one is of course in no way guilty.

The Chancellor's New Ideas

The chancellor says we're all rip-off artists. And finds that absolutely appalling. But ignores the fact that the willingness to take advantage is far greater among entrepreneurs and enterprises. Subsidies are gratefully pocketed, no matter how absurd the project is. Large corporations apply for funding awards because you can still get a few euros and take them. Structural development funds are used by enterprises to move operations from location A to location B - because location B offers lower business taxes or other sweeteners. The fact that jobs at location A then disappear is beside the point. And the employees at location A who then sit on the street as unemployed - all just rip-off artists. And the small and medium-sized businesses at location B - who have little leverage against the dominant player on site and are therefore left out of all decisions, after all the city council needs to keep the newly recruited major corporation - all rip-off artists. Also the mid-sized companies at location B who have fewer customers and thus lower sales due to the many unemployed, all just rip-off artists.

The world is so simple when you look at it through the rose-tinted glasses of neoliberalism. Then it's quite fitting when you have simple solutions and simple causes ready. You then push for mergers in banking, even though this will result in more job losses than the industry is already experiencing anyway.

That his simple solutions are just a dismantling of the welfare state and a transfer of society to corporations, that precisely his reforms have partly given enterprises the leverage for the recent extortions - none of that you see through the rose-tinted glasses.

Here's the original article.

Schily: Constitutional Court is to blame for NPD's success

Oh yes, everyone is pointing fingers at everyone else. And if necessary, one points fingers at the constitutional court - despite the fact that the constitutional protection authorities themselves made a mess of things, and one should perhaps rather point fingers at the interior ministries of the states (and the federal government). But no matter where one points, nobody gets the idea that the lousy own politics (and I mean both government and opposition) are to blame for the fact that the dimwits let themselves be impressed by the brown trash. The result won't be nice for any of us, but since politicians lack any insight into their own mistakes, it won't get better, but rather worse. Very great, Mr. Schily.

At tagesschau.de - Die Nachrichten der ARD you can find the original article.